Punch Man in the Face for $1 Million

One man’s misfortune can be your gain. For $1 Million (or best offer) this eBay seller will let you punch him in the face!  The poor schmuck posted the listing as an attempt at making some quick cash in our current bearish economy, making the out-of-work New York banker who wore the “hire me” sandwich board look almost-respectable in comparison. From the human punching bag’s eBay listing, here’s more information:

• “I will travel to winning bidders location so he/she may punch me in the face
• You can punch me either bare knuckled or with regulation Boxing or Mixed Martial Arts glove
• I will stand perfectly still while you deliver the punch and will only wear a mouth piece for protection
• If requested, I will do my best to accomodate the winning bidder by verbally insulting them, wearing offensive clothing, wearing ‘look-a-like’ masks, etc…
• I will sign a full wavier obsolving the puncher from any damages the punch may incur upon me.”

For $1 Million we suggest you set up a multi-knockout deal where you get to beat this guy to a pulp at least once a month over the course of the next 5 years, maybe in your own Throwdown Fighting Cage or perhaps with your Karich Punch Mug. As you’ll see in the listing, the man will accept less than the requested $1 Million for the proposed service, and in fact, the auction has already seen many comments from bidders who are very interested in punching the man in the face. Could there possibly be a better way to release your stress and at the same time help out a man who’s willing to fly to you to get his ass kicked? We’re curious: What would you pay to punch this guy in the face?

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Tags: $1 Million, Boxing, Indoor, Punch Man in the Face, Recreation

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