Bust a Nut with Hillary Clinton

Generally, we wouldn’t recommend putting your nuts anywhere in the vicinity of Hillary Clinton’s body. But with the Hillary Clinton nutcracker, you can finally put the ball-busting beast to good use.

According to the product description, you “1) Carefully insert your nuts between Hillary’s thighs and squeeze; 2) Eat the nuts; and 3) Repeat again and again for nut cracking bliss. It just takes a little manhandling. Hillary’s body is made of plastic and the nutcracker is stainless steel. Some people say the real Hillary is made of those as well.”

The 9″ nutcracker sells for $19.95 through BaronBob. To see the campaign-themed product package follow the jump: Read the rest of this entry »

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